The AOL Search Results Drinking Game v.1.5

AOL indiscreetly released the search records of hundreds of thousands of users. Luckily they were archived on sites like http://dontdelete.com/ , where you can click and see at random the search results of individual users. The site promises “HOURS of entertainment” and this has been verified. To spice things up we decided to give birth to The AOL Search Results Drinking Game. Developed by Matt, Margo, Roger and others, here are the rules:

TAKE TURNS CLICKING – ALL RULES ARE CUMULATIVE
1. Five results or less –> the clicker drinks

2. Boring results (consensus) –> the clicker drinks

3. Religion –> everyone except clicker drinks

4. Porn –> everyone except clicker drinks. Drink twice if you’ve ever searched for that term.

5. Latino porn or bestiality –> clicker is allowed to make a new rule i.e. one particular person must drink whenever agricultural issues are searched – or everyone must or whatever they want. They make the rule, after all.

6. Poetic (consensus) –> everyone drinks

7. Anything to do with prison, most wanted lists, etc –> everyone drinks.

8. Comic spelling mistakes (consensus) –> first person to catch it gets to make someone else drink

9. Racism –> everybody drinks. Unless it’s talking about you in which case you don’t drink. Or drink twice. (Choose one option before playing).

10 . The mega-combo — > if rules 3-9 apply, finish the bottle / case.

FOR EXAMPLE:

old russian nuns for sex

3/11/2006 6:07:01 AM

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everybody drinks twice (religion + porn) except clicker.
UPDATE:

Additionally, Roger proposes:

I propose : embarassing health issues – everyone drinks 2x – clicker drinks once
any person playing the game’s home city(ies) – that person and the clicker drink. If it is the clicker, they drink only once

rape – everyone drinks 2x – clicker included
infidelity – everyone except clicker drinks
your name (first or last and not allowed to be matched up with a celebrity such as “matt” damon or “roger” moore – the search would have to be just matt or roger – you finish your drink. Your actual name (first and last) and everyone else finishes their drink(s)

Any of these rules can be combined. Thus, if you click and get religion and kiddie porn and less than 5 results, you drink 3 (1x 5 results or less + 2x kiddie porn) and everyone else drinks 3 (1x religion + 2x kiddie porn)

UPDATE 8-22-06. (v.1.5)

In the spirit of back-to-school I’ve come up with a few optional rules.

11. Sports — > anytime a sports reference comes up, anybody can challenge the clicker to an arm-wrestle. Loser drinks.

12. Gamblin’ –> anytime a gambling reference shows up, anybody can challenge the clicker to a game of paper-rock-scissors or a coin toss. They bet a certain number of drinks beforehand, and loser drinks.

Ideas for rules created when stumbling upon latino porn / bestiality :

- Strip search –> anytime the word “clothing” or something related to clothing comes up, the first person to call it out is then entitled to tell someone to take off an article of clothing. Be careful. Like starting the game out by drinking straight vodka, playing like this means that things are probably going to go downhill, real fast. Good option in a two-player game.

BUGS FIXED in this version: Inability to act when faced with many sports references; Encumbering clothing.
Post your best results to comments. Enjoy!